Rumors!

 

Armando Salguero breaks down some Dolphins Monday-before-the-draft rumors in a blog post today. But because you have to endure two whole paragraphs of Armando sucking his own cock before you get to the rumors part, we here at FN decided to break it down for you below (we get it, Armando. You're wonderful and everyone else covering the Dolphins suck horse balls. Also, you're not a beat writer! HOW ON EARTH CAN THEY CALL YOU A BEAT WRITER!!?? HOW DARE THEY, THE FUCKS! God I fucking hate you. PS Keep up the good work). 

Anyway, the rumors:

-Ronnie Brown being traded? No, he's not. That is, the Dolphins aren't actively calling teams, but would listen to any offers if they came. Otherwise, expect Ronnie to remain a Dolphin. 

-Osi Umenyora being traded to Miami? Not likely. Doesn't make much sense when you break it all down. Also, the guy was basically discovered by Dave Wandstedt's daughter. How fucked up is that? His DAUGHTER found this guy. Meanwhile, daddy went ahead and got us Eddie Moore! Dave Wandstedt's Daughter > Dave Wandstedt. Sad. 

-Justin Smiley trade? This dude is all but gone, but nobody wants an offensive lineman with chronic shoulder problems. Except that we did two seasons ago and gave him a shitload of money. Yay us!!

-Trading out of the 12 spot? Salguero says that, yes, the Fins are looking to trade down from 12 in order to pick up the second rounder they gave up for Brandon Marshall. This will come down to the wire with what teams do ahead of us, and then what teams behind us want to do as far as them coveting certain players. It'll be interesting to watch. But getting a second rounder back would be awesome. As awesome as a taco making robot? That's debatable. But awesome, nonetheless.