But have no fear. SI Swimsuit model Jessica White is here to save the day.
And by "save the day" I mean, Sweet Baby Jesus do I love tits that explode out of a bikini top! Look at those things! It's like they're too fantastic to be contained by anything man can construct. Like they were built in a secret lab out of gamma rays and honeysuckle. It's inhuman how our laws make Jessica's tits wear a bikini top! It's stuff like this that make me wanna run for President of the United States. But because I love Scotch and dames so much, maybe that's not such a good idea. Guess I'll just have to remain President of Awesome instead.
Anyway, you can see all of Jessica's SI pics here.
Also, you'll be happy to know that when people in Germany do an Internet search for "dolphin fucking girl," FinsNation.com is third on the list! die brüste!
Have a great weekend, Nation.
