Yea this sounds like a fantastic idea!

 

When the Dolphins drafted AJ Edds this weekend, I got a little excited. I even told DRK how much I liked the pick. Then I jokingly pointed out how Edds reminds me of Zach Thomas because he's got a relentless style of play, but mainly because he's white. But I didn't expect the Dolphins to take that shit seriously! Turns out, the Fins have once again farted in our general direction by giving an unproven rookie Zach Thomas' number 54. 

Some are saying that this could just be for the rookie mini-camps and that when the roster is trimmed down, Edds will shed 54 and grab another number. But why even give it to him at all, if that's the case? Why that number? It's rookie mini-camps for shitsake! Give him his collge number (49) or just give him 40, or 48 or whatever the fuck number isn't taken. 54? Really?

Holy fuckturds, Dolphins. C'mon! First there's the whole JT flap, then Jeff Ireland asks a guy if his Mom was a whore in an interview, and now this. Where the hell is Harvey Green? Isn't he the Dolphins Public Relations guy? I can shit into a hat and call that the Dolphins Public Relations guy, and it would pretty much get the same exact results.