Dolphins defensive end Phillip Merling was arrested last night after a domestic dispute with his pregnant girlfriend.
I think that sentence pretty much encapsulates our entire PR off-season nicely, dontcha think?
This makes four Dolphins arrested since February, including Will Allen (DUI), Ronnie Brown (DUI), and Tony McDaniel (domestic battery). SWEET FUCKFACE MOLASSES WE'RE BECOMING THE NEW CINCINNATI BENGALS.
Miami Dolphins backup defensive end Phillip Merling was due in magistrate court Thursday morning to face a domestic violence charge.... Messages left with the Dolphins and Jimmy Sexton, Merling's agent, were not immediately returned.
I'd make a smarmy comment here, but beating a woman -- let alone a pregnant woman -- is nothing to laugh about. I mean, unless Merling was dressed as Captain America and had a burrito in his pants. Then it would be funny. But, sadly, that's already been done by some other dude. Blimey!