Reader Rick sent in an e-mail and requested this week's Weekender Girl to be none other than Tammin Sursok. I have no idea who Tammin Sursok is. What I can tell you is that I want to bite her ass. And, really, that's the only information that matters. Also, Rick found the secret to me opening your e-mails. Links to pictures of girls with asses I'd like to bite. He's like Robert Langdon!
Anyway, here are some links with info on Friday's mini-camp. Happy reading:
-The Palm Beach Post has 22 things we learned from mini-camp day 1. 22 seems like an arbitrary number, but whatever.
-Is anyone else excited about Mike Nolan or is it just me? I'm beginning to think it's just me. It's just me, isn't it? I think I might love him. Like more than just a friend. Man, this got awkward really fast. LOOK! A MONKEY! *runs away*
-Chad Pennington is pretty much an extra coach, which is pretty kickass. I love that guy. Damn this blog post got really gay really quick. LOOK! A KANGAROO! *runs away again*
-Looks like Pat Turner is an early frontrunner for DRK's JR Tolver Award. Didn't he win it last year? If he did, he would be the first ever two-time winner. THAT WOULD BE UNPRECEDENTED!
-Salguero has a mini-camp recap. I didn't read it, but I'm sure he found something to shit on.
-Omar and Berardino also have a recap. Again, I haven't read it but I'm sure it has Omar being cool as fuck. OMAR IS COOL AS FUCK.
Have a great and safe Memorial Day weekend, Nation. See you Tuesday.