As expected, the NFL has decided to have the brand new New Jersey home of the New York Giants host the 2014 Super Bowl. The owners voted on the Meadowlands after a third vote in which a simple majority between Tampa and NJ would decide the victor. Miami was eliminated during the second ballot because God knows it's been such an absolute disgrace to host the Super Bowl in an international city, with accomodating infrastructure, a vibrant nightlife, warm weather and tons and tons of beautiful women half-naked 365/24/7. Yea, that idea is so old and boring...why in the world would anyone want to do THAT again?!?!?!?! Instead, let's put the Super Bowl in a place where the average temp that time of year is about -89 degrees without windchill, exists in an absolute clusterfuck infrastructure situation and is only the #1 terrorist target in the USA with a motherfuckin' bullet. That's just a brilliant idea. Shit, even our own Captain Balls thought a NJ Super Bowl would be dumb and that dude is super duper cute and smart.
As a current resident of NYC, I'm a bit on the fence about this because I don't know if I'll be here for that. On the one hand, Times Square and other assorted locations would be fucking bonkers but then again....Times Square and other assorted locations would be fucking bonkers. So it could be potentially fun or a horrible shit show. Given I will be about 36 at that point, I'm going to err on the side of 'horrible shitshow'. However, should our Dolphins be playing in that Super Bowl, please look for me to appear on the cover of the New York Post walking naked through Times Square with a cellphone up to my ear as I converse with The Dude excitedly.
So, as Tofu Dan accurately predicted in the previous post's comments, enjoy that 2-0 2014 Super Bowl, friends!!! HOORAY FOR RICH PEOPLE THAT COME UP WITH DUMB IDEAS WHEN THEY ALREADY HAVE PERFECTLY PROVEN, SMART IDEAS IN PLACE!!!
