Anyway, Omar tells us who he thinks might be getting their walking papers when the time to trim things down to 53 players comes:
In year three of this renovation project, the Dolphins are getting to the point where former first-round picks, players such as Jason Allen, are no longer safe.
And it's highly likely that some of this front office's own lackluster draftees over the last three years – Pat White, Patrick Turner, Andrew Gardner... - are all on the bubble, needing strong offseasons to extend their South Florida stay.
What? No Channing Crowder? How's that even possible? The only way Channing Crowder shouldn't be on this list was if he got himself a fake mustache and started speaking in a Mexican accent to fool Omar before he could write the article. "Ay Chiwawa! Channing no here. Andale Arriba!!" *Mariachi band he rented out starts playing while he runs away*