First of all: Hola! Hello. How are you.
Secondly: If the whole "A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes" thing didn't tip you off as to the kind of crap you'll read here, perhaps all the sentences with the word "fuck" generously peppered throughout should have.
Thirdly: You obviously haven't read through the archives well enough because it's our hatred for Canadians that fuels us!
But it's all good. We've offended, so we make it right. Hey, we love Mexicans. We're huge fans of Greg Camarillo around here. And when Arizona passed that shitty racist law of theirs, I was all "Grrr!! Fuck those people! The Arizona government, I mean. Not the Mexican people! The Mexican people are cool as fuck!" before slamming my fist on my desk in defiance.
So, to make up for the offense, we cancel the original Weekender Girl we had planned, and give you Joanna Mata. Yes. She's Mexican. And holy encheladas her tetas are fantastico!
I love any country that can share something like a Joanna Mata with the rest of the world. I always said that love and understanding will lead us to world wide peace. That and a great pair of tits. Ah the politicians never listen!
Seriously, they're jokes people. Sure, maybe not great jokes. But jokes nonetheless. Whites, blacks, hispanics, Mormons, Tom Brady's bunghole. No one and nothing is safe or sacred here. So, we hope you accept our apology and we hope you enjoy your weekend. And, VIVA ZAPATA!
More Joanna after the jump