Weekender: Featuring Kelly Brook & The Robot Chad Henne Breaking Up Ethan Skolnick's Big Day

 

Before easing into the weekend, DRK and I wanted to wish Sun-Sentinel columnist Ethan Skolnick life long happiness with his new and lovely bride. That's right. Our biggest fan from the MSM is tying the knot tomorrow! Holy shitsnacks! 

So Mazel Tov, Ethan! We're sure you've taken the necessary precautions in ensuring that Chad Henne doesn't go all Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate on your big day tomorrow (our advice: Run.... for nothing can stop him. NOTHING!).

PS- The future Mrs. Skolnick is NOT named Brandy. She will, however, be named Mrs. Skolnick. *sad trombone sound*

Much love and congrats to the happy couple. Well deserved. 

As for the Weekender girl, a little Kelly Brook after the jump to close things out. Have a great weekend, Nation!