Now that we've gotten all the sullen shit out of the way, it's time to fucking ROCK.
I finally got a call from the Dolphins ticket office last week and we are good to go to buy the tickets. The game we have gotten the okay for is none other thaaaaan....
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THE SUNDAY NIGHT 2010 HOME OPENER AGAINST THOSE NO GOOD, PIECE OF SHIT, TROGLODYTE, OVERRATED NEW YORK JESTS!!!!
Yes you, FN faithful, will be able to party with your very good FN friends and finally get to see how hideously ugly we all are in person. We all look like Rocky Dennis. It's going to be a fucking blast!!! Plus, I will buy TWO stadium beers for anyone that punches out a Jets fan OR finds the elusive Zombie Goth Jets Fan. And I'm just going to put this out there: you get to have sex with my future next girlfriend if you actually punch (or kill with a wooden stake to the heart) said Zombie Goth Jets Fan. I mean, that's some bonus round shit right there and you have to be fairly compensated (regardless of whether said sex is consensual or not).
For those FN fans that are not able to attend this particular game, sorry guys. It's just very, very, very hard to pass up a game like this. I wish we could have gotten everyone together but we really tried to find the best game possible for everyone to attend. We'll try again next year.
For those attending, please send via Paypal a payment of $52 to fntailgate2010-at-gmail-dot-com. We need everyone's cash by Friday, June 25 @ noon. I'm going to call the ticket office then and make the purchase. I apologize for the short notice but if we wait any longer than that, we lose our spot and it'll be tougher to get us all together. In addition, the sooner we get everyone's cash in, the better our seats will be.
We'll probably put a Paypal link up tomorrow where we had the donations thingy today but for now the email address is there to work with.
LET'S DO THIS!!
IT'S REALLY TIME TO FUCK OR WALK!!
GO DOLPHINS!!!
UPDATE 1: I'm putting the asking price at $54 (Note: I just checked and these Pay Pal fuckers charge me $3.50 or so for every two tickets worth they put into my account) instead of the actual $52 because I noticed Paypal likes to take a little chunk for itself for its services and I don't want to have to end up shelling out the difference. Sorry. Hope that's not a deal breaker. I hate dealing with other people's money.
Paypal link to pay for your tix is at the top righthand of the page. Thanks.
UPDATE 2: Some folks are having issues using the 'Buy It Now' button as-is so I think we're going to go with the 'Donations' button we used before since that seemed to work easier. Just put the full amount in there for as many tix as you want and I'll make note of it on our master spreadsheet. The Dude should be around shortly to fix this in the code and have the correct button linked. I hate dealing with this!!! Goy.
