Because I am hard, you will not like me.
Let's do this, people!!! Sign up for the tailgate via the link at the top right ASAP. If you expressed serious interest when we proposed this idea, please go through with the purchase before NOON ON FRIDAY or - at the very least - tell us you're backing out like a sissy. That way, we can scramble to find alternates or I can work with the ticket office to let us go with what we've got come high noon.
I listed some names yesterday in a very McCarthyian manner. I don't want to have to do that again and go on some witch hunt trying to track people down. Don't make me sick Tom Ass on you!!!
So, please, either buy the tix or let us know what gives. We are four crazy-fuckers-ready-to-go-into-battle-with-us-on-that-Sunday-night away from the minimum.
UPDATE: Holy shit! Vinbob puts us over with SIX tickets. VINBOB HAS ELEPHANTITIS HUEVOS DE ORO!!!
Keep 'em coming, folks!
NOW WE'RE FUCKING AND NOT WALKING!