Whatever. Old people babble on and on all the time. Rich old people, even more so. So the owner thinks his team is Super Bowl bound. Okay. Fantastic. Appreciate the enthusiasm, as misguided and idiotic as it might be. Hurray. You own a team and think it's better than everybody else's team. Good. Fine. It's just the reaction that bothers the shit out of me.
Namely, Mike Florio of PFT.
In his latest post he gives us his theory to why Ross made the comments he did. Basically, Florio thinks Ross made these comments on purpose to -- and holy fuck is this the epitome of shit-tossing retardedness -- so that Carl Peterson can take the GM job when Parcells eventually, someday, leaves. Peterson will then fire Sparano for basically not meeting Ross' Super Bowl expectations so he can bring in his own guy. Let's say, Norv Turner, because what the fuck.
Do you see the genius in Ross' remarks? He said all that shit so that he can set up firing a coach who is two seasons removed from leading a team to the greatest single-season turn around in NFL history, has the utmost respect of the players, media and fans, and who was handpicked by a two-time Super Bowl winning Hall of Famer, so that he can bring in a dude who basically ran the Chiefs into the shitter for 12 plus seasons.
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!
Evidence? Sources? Evidence and sources can kiss Mike Florio's dick. Because Mike Florio figures it all out with sheer guess work and deduction, because that's how he fucking rolls. Also, he's a lawyer. So you know you want a guy that can spin shit straight out of his ass to get you off the hook.
"Your honor, my client bludgeoned a hooker to death and stuffed her carcass in the trunk of his car so he can take her to the blood bank and donate her blood to the earthquake victims of Haiti. He just thought the blood bank was located under the bridge."
I know Brooklyn Decker and her tits have absolutely nothing to do with Mike Florio or Stephen Ross. But, Brooklyn Decker! Tits!