Ah yea...that felt good for a second to pretend to be the Daily News, NY Post or some other horrible newspaper that I never read.
Anyway, nestled in the news regarding the announcement of individual game ticket sales was this little gem:
Sunday, September 26 New York Jets 8:20 PM Hispanic Heritage/Orange Jersey
That sound you just heard was likely Tom Ass' pants exploding. Not only are we pulling some Jedi mindtrick shit on the Jets by wearing the exact uni's we were in last year WHEN WE BEAT THEIR FUCKIN' ASSES but we are now, what, 4-0 3-0 wearing that blessed color?? It's only right that we'd be PERFECT in the orange jerseys and that we'd wear them on a night when the FN faithful will be in attendance to root for our badass team. Rest assured, I will be wearing my slightly-too-small Ricky orange jersey (purchased in 2003 when I was not nearly so hunky and handsome, I assure you!) which may or may not be used to quietly strangle a Jets fan in one of the stadium bathroom stalls.
/ gently closes Jets fan eyelids, runs back in time to celebrate game-winning TD drive with FN cohorts
In other news, I'm not that happy about this. Prefer to fly under the radar. KEEP YOUR CURSED PREDICTIONS TO YOURSELVES, OVERPAID NFL ANALYSTS!!!
hat tip to commenter Rizzmiggizz on making me privy to jersey announcement