As for the return of Weekender, well, here you go. And I know you're probably asking, "Kelly Brook again?" And I'm probably replying, "Yes. Kelly Brook again. Now stop being a homo and enjoy the pics."
See you next week... hopefully not to report that some other dickweed got arrested for driving drunk or punched his girlfriend, or crashed his car and ran away.
Have a great weekend, Nation.
Update: It would seem that Kelly Brook and her tits are magical, because just as we posted this, comes the news that the Fins have signed former Jet defensive end Marques Douglas. It seemed that the Jets wanted to re-sign Douglas, seeing that they need depth on their d-line as well. But Bill Parcells swooped in and signed him instead because the Jets can suck a bag of dicks. Douglas signed a two year deal worth $2.5 million. Thanks Kelly Brook's tits!