
I'm still dying of laughter over here....
So The Dude emails me to tell me he got the tix and we're all excited to announce it to everyone when he throws in a couple of extra details that raise a few flags in yours truly. Dude says: 'Yea, so there's 32 tix in here PLUS 2 tix to the Falcons game tomorrow'. Hmm...sounds strange. So after I call him up and curse him a few hundred times (including wishing an epic rain shower of fecal matter and semen fall directly into his mouth during the game and amidst several random "I hate you's") for scoring complimentary 3rd preseason game tix without me being able to benefit from them, we begin to realize something is amiss. Dude looks through the tix and sees they're all on the same row...ok, sweet it's a better row...wait, there's a bunch of repeats in here...oh shit...this is fucked up...THESE ARE THE SAME 4 SEATS FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S SEASON TIX!!!
After laughing hysterically, contemplating ways we could shut down the site, change our emails, drop off of Facebook/Twitter, change our phone numbers and make off like two bandits to enjoy the full season together (with the company of two lovely ladies for each game, natch) as we high five each other ad nauseum, we called up a very embarassed Dolphins ticket office representative who assured us he would look into the matter ASAP. OF COURSE, we couldn't just receive our group tickets like everyone else fuckin' does. THAT WOULD BE TOO SIMPLE AND NORMAL!!
On the flip side, imagine the dude that went out to his mailbox today - all jolly and happy and unsuspecting - hoping to find his 4 badass season tix for the upcoming, promising season and instead found 30 FUCKIN' JETS TICKETS. Talk about sad trombone sound, cuckoo clock sounds and kukuluku crazy jazz drums all in one fuckin' heartbeat!
Anyway, we'll keep you posted on when we receive the ACTUAL tickets...but...like, if there's just a Go Daddy page one day when you get here...like, they got lost and shit....
UPDATE: Just got a call from the ticket office and Dude should receive the ACTUAL tickets this upcoming Wed via Fed Ex. Sooooo...get ready to enjoy those 384 Montreal Allouettes tickets shortly!!!