So Season of Infamy '07 savior, possible FN reader and sure-handed, all-around dependable receiver Greg Camarillo has been fucking traded to the Minnesota Vikings. Fuck. Don't know how to feel about this one. On the one hand, I guess there's quite a bit of confidence in the other guys we've got out there including the undrafted Marlon Moore and Roberto Wallace but, on the other hand, damn dude this guy was a fuckin' LEGACY Fins player. Plus, him and I may or may not have banged the same chick at some point. So conflicted!!
The Fins are getting cornerback Benny Sapp in return for Camarillo. We'd like to say this is a great trade, but we can't. Only because we don't have a fucking clue who Benny Sapp is. But it's always good to have depth at the cornerback position. And Will Allen is still hobbled. So a move had to be made.
Wes Welker Trade, part II this is not, given Camarillo's gimpy knee. But he was a sure handed slot guy on 3rd downs that always knew exactly where to station himself down-and-distance wise to keep the chains moving. Either way, he'll always go down as a solid Dolphin that fucking saved our collective asses from endless ridicule by his great catch and run against the Ravens in '07.
Ay Dios mio!!!