(for Captain Balls on his return to live action)
You showed me (Henne, receivers) how to do
Exactly what you do (how to study film and be a great player in the NFL)
How I fell in love with you
Oh, oh, oh, it's true
Oh, oh, I love you
You showed me how to say
Exactly what you say (he says all the right things)
In that very special way ('special' = 'cute as balls')
Oh, oh, oh, it's true
You fell for me too (he loves being a Dolphin now rather than a piece of shit Jet)
And when I tried it
I could see you fall (in the heartbreaking San Diego game last year)
And I decided
It's not a trip at all
You taught it to me too
Exactly what you do (again, Henne/receivers)
And now you love me too (fuck you, Jets)
Oh, oh, oh, it's true
We're in love we two
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Na na na na na
Oh oh oh oh oh
We're in love we two
We two
You showed me how to do
Exactly what you do
How I fell in love with you
(You...)
Showed me how to say
Exactly what you say
In that very special way
(You...)
Taught it to me too
Exactly what you do
And now you love me too
Now you love me too
