*PYRO-TECHNICS GO OFF!*
*ELECTRIC GUITAR!*
*STROBE LIGHTS!*
*STRIPPERS MARCH OUT ON STAGE!*
*SPOT-LIGHT SHINES DOWN!*
That's right, motherfuckers! The Dude is BACK! K-PLOW!!
And just in time. Because after another long-ass ball-busting season of non-football doldrums has had it's way with us, football season is back too. And, more to the point, Miami Dolphins football is back.
Fuck and yes?
Fuck. And. Yes.
You can read my Dolphins-Bucs preview here. Come by and leave a comment.
Also, you will get my game wrap-up right here on FN on Monday. But you can feel free to comment on the game on our open thread post tomorrow night.
So, we officially start the NFL season the only way we can, with a giant middle finger targeted straight at the doldrums. Go blow yourself, doldrums! And the only way to end the doldrums and kick shit off good and proper is, of course, with FUCK YEA BRAZILIAN GIRLS!!!!! (VERY NSFW which is why it's so monkeyfist fucking awesome).
Have a great weekend, Nation. And LET'S GO FINS! And LET'S GO NO INJURIES!
