Brandon Marshall continued his reign of terror on footballs today after punting yet another one during the morning practice, this one after an actual catch and touchdown. This comes after punting the fuck out of a ball after two drops in yesterday's practice and on the heels of his two-drop performance on Saturday night. Clearly, after a stellar start it's apparent one of our most prized offensive weapons is showing some signs of frustrations amidst the recent 'problem' he's experiencing. Perhaps you don't tempt The Fates and wear the former number of one of the biggest draft busts in team history, since traded away? Maybe he's starting to get a bit more lackadaisical in his technique or thinking about that huge pile of money he can sleep on every night after practice?? Or MAYBE he's just going through a small slump but will still catch 200 balls and score 20 TDs this season???
Whatever the case, that first play on Sat against the Jags should be a quick slant or quick out to Marshall and we should feed the Beast early and often to get that confidence and swagger back. Let him play well into the 2nd quarter and get his football sense back. I don't like this any more than you guys do and it seems to me the quickest way to get past this bullshit is to JUST GET PAST THIS BULLSHIT.
Either that, or sacrifice Ted Ginn Jr. to the football gods and pour his fresh blood all over a Brandon Marshall jersey. That's how my grandmother would've done it. I'm open to your suggestions.