Enough with this 'Peanuts'-like, grab-your-mitt-and-walk-home-slumped-over-Charlie-Brown shit - WE GOTS A BIG FUCKIN' GAME THIS MONDAY. So, on with the Patsies. No fucking way I want to lose to anything having to do with that shitass, douchebag town. So let's turn that frown upside down into a sinister, angry smirk Hell-bent on fucking up the Pats good and proper. It's Wednesday and it's time to move on around these parts.
To help with that this morning is Diora Baird and her awesome body. I was watching the 'Maxim Hot 100' the other day on VH-1 at the gym (because having a slight chub helps me forget how much I hate running) and she was ranked somewhere in the 60s or 70s or so with some really pedestrian bitches ranked higher than her. Seriously?? FUCK YOU MAXIM. Bitch is all kinds of hot and sexy and she's completely weird and awesome on Twitter. WHICH MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I KNOW HER IN A VERY INTIMATE MANNER!
She's also a native Miamian so that makes her about 20x sexier in my book.
It's Wednesday. There are big, natural beautiful breasts staring you right in the face. Time to stop WALKING and start FUCKING.