One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Cockpuncher, k? Many scenes from my life flashed across the sky, k.
In each scene I noticed footprints in the sand, k? Sometimes there were two sets of footprints, other times there was one only. These types of things.
At the end of the day, this bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life, when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints, so I said to the Cockpuncher,
“You promised me Bill, that if I followed you, you would walk with me always. But I have noticed that during the most trying periods of my life (Gibril Wilson, Chad Pennington injury, the '08 blowout in Arizona, the two losses to the Ravens, and TED GINN FUCKING JR.) there has only been one set of footprints in the sand. Why, when I needed you most, have you not been there for me - at the end of the day and these types of things?”
Cockpuncher replied, “The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my child....
.....is when I carried you.”
We are SO fucked.
