This is - no joke - the current homepage of your Miami Herald right fucking now. Look, I get that Cockpuncher was all Living Colour 'Cult of Personality' and shit but do we really have to compare him to one of the biggest assholes of the post-modern world??? Fidel killed children, ravaged a nation and persecuted hundreds of thousands, fer crissakes!!! The Dolphins are just a football team!!!
Ok, maybe if it was a storyline about Fidel with a Carl Peterson pic I'd totally 'get it'.
UPDATE: Haha...they just fixed it. I still got you, fuckers!
