ALRIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS AGAIN YOU PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!!! (I've tried to do this post 3 times already)
With the coming of Labor Day weekend we can now officially kiss that sorry ass preseason BUH-FUCKING-BYE and flush it down the toilet with all that messy, rainy, diarrhea exhibit of 'professional' football. God, that was fucking uglier than The Dude's butthole (umm...not that I've ever seen it or anything). Now we can return to believing Brandon Marshall is a fucking badass, being confident that THE ROBOT (trademark and patent-pending, you fucking mainstream media thieves) is the unquestioned starter, that Sean Smith is a taller version of Pat Surtain-to-come and that Pat White is...ummm...errr...well...really good at holding a clipboard and ordering the post-game pizzas???? I haven't watched last night's game yet as I opted for that UM pasting of FAMU but I'll be watching the replay tonight. Something tells me I won't be very happy watching this so it's up to Mr. Johnnie Walker Black to make Roro a happy boy.
So in honor of everyone having a sexy, slurry, sweaty, Draper-esque, wake-up-naked-in-some-unknown-hotel-room-covered-in-blood-and-cocaine kinda weekend, I give you Miss Suncica Travica. Apparently she's some hot, new tennis WAG of some Serbian guy (I did not care or bother to look up his name) playing at the US Open. I'm actually attending it this Sunday like some New York patrician faggot Jerry Seinfeld face as I sip on a mojito and/or mimosa or whatever the fuck and use my binoculaurs to oggle chicks within Arthur Ashe like a goddamn lecherous swine. Let's just hope I'm not feeling particularly 'stabby' on Sunday. Wouldn't want to go all Monica-Seles-changeover-assault on anyone...
Anyway, more Suncica. Bitch LOVES to show off her hot little body on her (very elusive) twitter account:
And here's another in my series of 'Girls DRK knows in one way or another'. I used to work with ole' Red down here a few years ago back in Miami. She was MARRIED but always used to lift up her shirt for me in the coffee room. That crazy gal!!
Not bad, eh? She was a big Dolphins fan, actually.
Have a great weekend, Nation, and enjoy this final Weekender of the year! Go Dolphins!