Anyway, please come to Miami New Times and read my game recap and then leave a comment about what an amazing writer I am so my bosses can see it and be all, "Look at this guy! He has so many loyal friends that pretend he's a good writer!"
Anyway... I know is this is Jets week and all. But let's keep reveling in Victory Monday until at least Wednesday before we turn our attention to those assholes. It's not every week that we start off the season 2-0 on the road. It's also extra special because we fucked up Brett Favre good and proper. And that shit deserves its own parade. Because fuck that guy.