"Six of those sumb-tches in this game!"

 

Here's Fit Tony Sparano's post-game speech to the Fuck Yea Brigade after yesterday's ass raping of Oldman Cockshots and his merry men of purple shitsticks. The new and improved Fit Tony Sparano is fit! He's so much smaller, and yet still intimidating as fuck. He's even more scary now because you know he can catch you if you try and run away from him. And you just know once he caught you, he'd bench press you 50 times before impaling you ass-first onto a tackling dummy. Fit Tony Sparano is awesome.

Video here.

Anyway, please come to Miami New Times and read my game recap and then leave a comment about what an amazing writer I am so my bosses can see it and be all, "Look at this guy! He has so many loyal friends that pretend he's a good writer!"

Anyway... I know is this is Jets week and all. But let's keep reveling in Victory Monday until at least Wednesday before we turn our attention to those assholes. It's not every week that we start off the season 2-0 on the road. It's also extra special because we fucked up Brett Favre good and proper. And that shit deserves its own parade. Because fuck that guy.