The Cockpuncher just cockpunched himself

 

Bill Parcells has just stepped down as president of football operations for your Miami Dolphins and will hand the reigns to a dude who's biggest claim to fame as a personnel guy was when he asked a player if his mom was a whore. Parcells is apparently going to take on a "consultant" role. 

This coming five days before the season starts, and just two days after all the massive cuts and roster changes the Fins just went through. The only way this decision could be any more transparent would be if Parcells' statement read: "HOLY ASSBALLS THIS TEAM IS SO ROYALLY FUCKED!!!! GAAHHHHH!!!!!!" 

Discuss.