After fucking up yet another special teams play, the Dolphins finally cut Bobby Carpenter yesterday. It was Carpenter that shit in our collective mouths against the Patriots two games ago when he wiffed on the block that freed up New England to block Brandon Field's punt. Carpenter also failed to tackle the Patriots' Brandon Tate when Tate ran the second half opening kickoff back for a touchdown.
Carpenter also allowed the Packers to block a punt against the Fins this past Sunday. He leaves the Dolphins with a whopping four special teams tackles to his credit. I have an old high school friend that used to literally freebase freon who accomplished more than this dickhead.
Also leaving: Bill Parcells, the same guy who used a first-round pick to draft Carpenter for the Dallas Cowboys. Bill Parcells is the Bobby Carpenter of Executive Vice President of Football Operations, you might say.