Anyway... onto the weekend, where we await what is something of a must-win game for the Fins. But, again, we'll tackle that shit on Monday. For now, a sort of special guest appearance by the Weekender to send you on your merry way.
I wanted to post some random news items, but my penis vetoed that and told me to do a typical Weekender and post a picture of Irina Shayk instead. And who am I to argue. That dude knows a lot of shit. The other day, I heard it giving directions to the nearest outlet mall to a Portuguese tourist. In Portuguese! I think he reads and listens to self-help books on the iPod while I'm asleep. My penis is a real go-getter! Call me, ladies.