Just a few phrases to make you spit out your coffee, grab a stapler, head to the bathroom and staple your scrotum to the drywall:
Jared Odrick breaks his leg. Likely done for the season. He registered one fucking tackle in his inaugural NFL season. Another early draft pick that does absolutely shit for us (see: White, Merling, Smith lately). More linemen-centered drafts surely to come when we need to start focusing on other areas early (RB, TE).
Do I need to create a commemorative fucking Phillip Merling award?!?!?! Jesus Fucking Christ, enough with this shit already!
The Ted Ginns and Tony McDaniels of the world are the most durable motherfuckers out there and this guy can't stay on the field. His broken fibula from earlier this season - you know, the one he just healed up - was from the same leg he broke as a Sophomore at Penn State in '07. After that injury, he had metal plates and screws inserted. If this injury is to the same leg, then there's nothing else I can surmise but to assume that Odrick's bone material in said leg is made out of the cardboard roll at the center of your paper towel.
Meanwhile, FN draft favorite Jason Pierre-Paul is doing backflips through your fucking BRAIN.
The fuck!