Yep. Tony Sparano announced today that Chad Pennington will be the starting quarterback this Sunday against the Titans.
I think I sum up everyone's thoughts and feelings over this news when I say:
"Um... what the shit?!?"
We have nothing but love for Captain Balls over here at FN. He's one of the all-time accurate quarterbacks in league history, and led us to the AFC East title two seasons ago. Plus, he's cute with big balls! So there's a lot going for him.
The real problem lies in the question, "What in mother fuck bone is this regime doing?'
Is this it for The Robot?
Are they bridging the gap for Tyler Thigpen (HORSECOCKS!!)?
Are they that delusional in thinking we're only a quarterback with an 89-year old-lady arm away from really turning things around!?
I don't know. At this point, I'm just numb to every decision this front office makes. It's almost like they're doing everything in their power to make us all go, "Wow! Now those guys really fucked up our team!"
Chad Henne's reaction to the news of his demotion?: