The Dolphins signed cornerback Al Harris today.
Harris has a had a solid career, and he's had some shutdown performances. So this signing would be dynamite if this was somehow 2006.
Harris is coming off an injury where he tore his ACL, iliotibal band, fibular collateral ligament, lateral hamstring, and HOLY BABOON BALLS DOES THIS GUY STILL HAVE A FUCKING LEG???
Also, Harris is 35 years old.
Also, to make room for him, the Dolphins have waived Jason Allen.
This will no doubt be a polarizing move. Sure, Allen was as shitty a cover corner as there's ever been in the National Football League. And yes, he is a reminder of Nick Saban's draft shit-stink that still permeates the Davie offices.
But the guy was a decent special teams player. And in case you haven't noticed, our special teams has been as effective as a monkey with a yoyo (sometimes the dickjokes just write themselves... this is not one of those times). So for all those saying good riddance to Allen, remember those words the next time only 8 and a half men stroll out onto the field when the other team punts.
Harris' deal is for one-year. He was waived by the Packers on Monday after being on their physically unable to perform list all season long. A list, I might add, that I have never been on in my entire career. Call me, ladies.
