Around these parts, Victory Monday is about two things: WINS and PUSSY.
Wait..
AND TITS...
shit...
AND DELICIOUS TANNED ASSES.
Ah, fuck it. It's about a lot of things - even when your new starting QB sounds like Ricky Bobby and the only thing backing him up is the lingering spirit of Pat White after his death during the Steelers game last year (Paul is dead style).
All that is out of our hands right now. All we CAN do is give you some scintillating skin to look at, which Ms Alba (pre-wretched pregnancy) has graciously afforded us. Greg from Delray will be most pleased, methinks.
Happy Victory Monday, Nation!
