I'm no football expert. But for a team that ends up kicking ten field goals in two weeks to not at least kick the tires on Randy Moss is pretty shit-for-brainsy.
Sure, Moss might have been a complete bust down here. Maybe he'd lose his shit and yell at people for bringing him bad food. Maybe he'd be all rude with the media. Maybe he'd say something derogatory about Brian Biggane's mustache.
But there was virtually no harm in bringing in a player with deep-threat capabilities onto an offense that refuses to score touchdowns. A player that would have cost us absolutely nothing.
Of course, we'll never know why we didn't put in a claim for him. Because this front office has an ass clenched tighter than Joe McCarthy's ("How's John Jerry's injury you ask? ARE YOU A COMMUNIST, SIR???")
But there you have it. No Randy Moss for us. But hey, Brandon Marshall is on pace to set career highs in catches! Look at the stats! They're right there next to "Dan Carpenter on pace to break all-time field goals record."