Ok, gotta make this quick as I've got a date.
Keys:
- Please stop that 'roid ragin' MANIAC, Peyton Hillis. Bring a brick wall from out of the shot somewhere like some kind of Bugs Bunny cartoon. I don't care. An anvil, a brick wall, a steel plate...for the love of God this guy is SCARY. He has gone FUCKING OFF lately. Look at his stats last 4 games or so! Ehhhscarry!!! I don't care that TomAss has Peyton Hillis!!!
- Feast on Delhomme. Remember when I said Cutler liked throwing INTs?? Well, haha! THIS GUY HAS MADE A CAREER OUT OF IT. Grab those fuckers like we did last week!
- Watch Cribbs on kickoffs, you shitty special teams dickfaces!
- Run, run, run, run the ball. Exact same gameplan with Oakland. PHOTOCOPY THAT SHIT.
- Don't fret if we're down early. These guys tend to score a lot in the 1st quarter and then wilt. Let this game be no different. EXCEPT THAT WE HATE-FUCK THEM FROM THE BEGINNING.
- Progressing Rebooted Robot. No unnecessary playactions or CK's herpes will start to flare up!! No stupid red zone interceptions. Throw it away, get the play in for the next down. Be efficient and stop toying with our hearts. WE'RE NOT MADE OF METAL LIKE YOU ARE, YOU DICK!
Prediction: Dolphins 34 - Browns 14. Peyton Hillis gets his obligatory 2 TDs, but our offense and defense continue to click. WE ACTUALLY RUN THE BALL YES PLEASE THANK YOU!!!
Go Dolphins!
