Cameron Wake is apparently in fifth place in fan voting for the Pro Bowl. He's behind James Harrison, Terrell Suggs, Lamar Woodley and Shaun Phillips.
This aggression will not stand, man.
The Kraken has been releasing the kraken all over opposing quarterbacks this season like the badass motherfuckin' Kraken that he is. KRAKEN!
He's leading the league with 14 sacks for tittysake! James Harrison? Fuck that classless shithole with a Steely McBeam. It's not enough his team gets handys from the refs on a weekly basis?
From playing his mind out on a piss-poor team that won't make the playoffs, to being christened with shitty nicknames that conjure up a dude's dangly parts, the man has had a tough enough season as it is.
Let's not let it go entirely to waste just because we're too lazy to rip ourselves away from Googling boobie pictures for two fucking minutes. All it takes is a mouse click.
So go here, and vote for Cameron Wake.
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS!