If someone ever asks you what it feels like to be a Miami Dolphins fan, rip his balls off and feed them to him through his ass. Then say, "Exactly like that."
I'm done with these fuckers.
Done with Henning.
Done with Sparano.
Done with The Robot.
All we can hope for now is to lose as many games remaining so we can secure a better draft spot. And then watch as we don't draft an elite playmaker because his mom blows dudes for money.
