As reported darn near everywhere, the Dolphins have continued an uninspiring offseason by apparently adding an uninspiring offensive coordinator. Brian Daboll - seen here demonstrating how much the offense will move per down during his tenure - has signed on to the Miami Dolphins Circus Shitshow to run the league's 21st ranked offense HAHAHAHAHA after being the guy HAHAHAHA...hold on..I'm laughing too hard....get this...by FORMERLY BEING THE GUY THAT RAN THE LEAGUE'S 29TH-RANKED OFFENSE!!! And that was just last year! In 2009, Don Coryell Jr. over here lead the Cleveland Browns FEARSOME 32nd-ranked offense.
THERE ARE ONLY 32 TEAMS IN THE NFL!!!
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