Unless you've been trapped under a very fat person in the last twelve hours, you by now know that Stephen Ross hopped on his LOOK AT ME I'M A BILLIONAIRE WEEEEEEE!!! private jet to put a full court goblin press on Jim Harbaugh to be our next coach.
And I gotta say, I FUCKING LOVE THAT SHIT!
I've gone on record (at New Times and twitter) to say that I want Harbaugh down here. Of course, it would be the tits if he could somehow bring Andrew Luck with him too. But then I remember we're the Miami Dolphins and that kind of shit just doesn't happen for us and then I laugh and I laugh until I cry and then pass out and they find me in a ditch by the side of the highway.
You can read the whole story behind Ross and Ireland flying to meet with Captain Comeback here. Of course, rumors and sources and reports are going to be flying out of everyone's asshole until Harbaugh signs a contract somewhere. So, stay tuned...
Lost in all of this is, of course, Tony Sparano, who gets to watch all this unfold while wondering what his fate is. The bad news for Sparano is, at this point, his days coaching the Miami Dolphins appear to be over. The good news for Sparano is his days coaching the Miami Dolphins appear to be over.