“THESE BLEACHERS SMELL LIKE WH*RE JUICE!”

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If you haven’t seen it, there’s some tasty video up on the Sentinel site (as well as other places) of lame duck GM Jeff Ireland speaking to a few reporters after Senior Bowl practices.  Generally, the questions veered towards the offensive side of the ball and Ireland did his best pursed-lips, “I seriously fucking hate you guys” act while modestly answering questions about how we plan to upgrade team speed (‘BOUT FUCKING TIME), look into improving the offensive side of the ball while not sleeping on any defensive holes that need to be addressed and making sure all proper due diligence is done in all ‘four’ phases of the team.

Still, can’t say I’m not a little disappointed he didn’t just grab someone’s iPhone 4 and yell ‘WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRREEESSSSSSSSSS!!!!’ into the camera for a good 27 seconds.  Maybe next time; you know he’s really restraining himself right now.

photoshop by the awesome CK Parrot

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