...we go into the weekend with our shit together. So here's Eva Angelina up top. Why? I don't know. Maybe because I jerked it to a porn of hers the other day for old time's sake and, unlike the Dolphins, I felt very good about that. And below, a very nipply Kate Beckinsale. Such a beautiful creature.
And if you see Steve Ross, go to your nearest gas station, buy a small container, fill it with gas, cover him in it and light a match. I hear that's the only way to kill gargoyles - especially the epically stupid ones.
PS The Dude and I were just brainstorming and for this year's FN Tailgate - provided there's an NFL season and we still have souls not sucked out by Ross' incompetence - we want to have a Friday or Saturday night hardcore Miami-style JAMMER. I'll maybe rent a house with a pool or something. Nothing overly fancy...but we will ROCK. Oh. We will rock.