PLEASE, MEPHISTO!!!!
I desire more plentiful and viscous jizz to course through the veins of myself and all other Jets fans. We desire your seething seed to quench our thirst for jizz. You may baste us like a Thanksgiving turkey and use jet propulsion to fill us with as much jizz as possible in the most expeditious manner. WE WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO FILL OUR ENTIRE BODY CAVITIES WITH ENOUGH JIZZ TO RE-POPULATE ALL OF HUMAN EXISTENCE TENFOLD!! May the jizz be so scalding that it would melt diamonds. May the jizz be so viscous that it could be used as paste to re-erect the Great Wall of China.
JIZZ!
JIZZ!
JIZZ!
DEVIL JIZZ!
I NEED MORE!
ALL THE TIME!
EVERYWHERE!
FUCK ME, SATAN UNTIL I EXPIRE IN SOME 'METALOCALYPSE'-CLOSING-CREDITS FASHION!
EYES ABLAZE, BELLOWING LIKE A BANSHEE AND STOPPING AT NOTHING TO CONTINUE THE HELL-ON-EARTH THAT IS THIS JETS PLAYOFF RUN!
