This video surfaced last week of Super Douche Tom Brady dancing away like a little fairy boy at Carnaval. CLEARLY, someone is ignoring the cardinal sin Man Rule of never passing the ‘Fag Asymptote’ with your arms (i.e. don’t go above your chest with your arms whilst dancing). So enjoy Tom ‘Carnaval’ Brady as he dances the night away in Rio and feel overwhelming security in the fact that – despite the looming lockout, our rollicking circus of a franchise and the overall depressing QB landscape this year – there’s still Tom Brady making a total assclown out of himself internationally. He’s like James Bond; if James Bond was a member of the Polyphonic Spree.