It appears that Chad Pennington's decision to play a little pickup basketball was a bad choice, because he has torn his ACL.
Miami Dolphins quarterback Chad Pennington sustained a torn anterior cruciate ligament playing basketball, his representation agency said.
Dr. James Andrews will perform Pennington's surgery April 7, according to a statement from Creative Artists. CAA's release did not say which knee he hurt.
Does it matter which knee he hurt? It's not like he has any semblance of actual human bones anywhere in his body. He's like a reverse X-Man mutant.
We feel horrible for Captain Balls. Dude was blessed with the ability to throw insanely accurate passes, superior intelligence, charisma and the bone density of wet cardboard. Guy simply has the worst luck ever.
If Chad Pennington had lived in Hiroshima in 1945, he would have lost his home in the bombing and then packed up and moved to Nagasaki. "I moved here to avoid the radiation, so I'm totally in the clear now," he would've said.