Brandon Marshall was stabbed by a woman late Friday night and was rushed to a Miami hospital for surgery. As of early Saturday morning, he was still in I.C.U.
But reports have begun to trickle out that he is fine (as fine as one who has been stabbed is expected to be) and is expected to make a full recovery.
As of now, we still don't know the full details. The last time Marshall was severely injured off the field this way he blamed it on slipping on a McDonald's bag. So we may never know the full story.
All we know is that he was stabbed with a knife by a woman, who may or may not have been his wife:
...the powers-that-be are convinced that Marshall’s wife did the stabbing. Initially, doctors were under the impression that she threw something at Marshall, like a vase or a lamp, that it broke on impact, and that a piece of it impaled him. On closer inspection, doctors concluded that he indeed had been stabbed.
See, this is why I don't talk to girls. Partly because I break into a cold clammy sweat and start violently projectile vomiting at the very thought of it. But mostly because girls are fucking nuts, man.
UPDATE: It appears that it was, indeed, Marshall's wife that went all stabby on him. Armando Salguero and COOL JEEPS Darlington tweeted out the arrest report, which includes Marshall's home address and cell phone number. I assume because they want their twitter followers to crank call a bunch of taxi cabs to his house.
