Long time star FN commentator, part time FN draft analyst, and full time BEER HOLSTER wearer Chris Kouffman (aka CKParrot) has been making a name for himself lately. Thanks mainly to Dave Hyde posting his (and his cohorts from Universal Draft) player analysis on his Sun-Sentinel blog.
This week, Chris wrote about Arkansas quarterback Ryan Mallet. It's a fine read, and really solidified my own liking for all things Mallet-as-a-Dolphin. I really like that dude. Unless he gets drafted by the Bills. Then he can eat a dick.
Kouffman's article also caught the attention of SI's Peter King, who tweeted about it, no doubt while drinking a Starbucks coffee and thinking about how wonderful Wes Welker is.
And now Kouffman and his buds (and, hopefully, the beer holster) will be joining The Finsiders on Miami's WQAM 940 WINZ sports talk radio today to talk about the Mallet piece and probably all other things concerning the Dolphins' draft.
You can listen to the show here at 5:15 PM EST.
Congrats to CK on all the pub and attention. It's well deserved. More than anything though, we hope Chris will address The Finsiders on their insistence on calling Cameron Wake Mr. Sack -- a nickname completely unworthy of Wake's badassedness.
In fact, I say fuck talking about Ryan Mallet or the draft. Just start rambling on air about how The Finsiders need to stop giving out nicknames that remind people of a dude's dangly parts and to just cover the Dolphins and leave the nicknaming to the pros.
Congrats to CKParrot and the rest of the Universal Draft crew. Represent your friendly neighborhood Dolphins dickjoke blog with pride, amigo!