Someone mentioned Larissa Riquelme on my internal work chat as probably the best factoid anyone could say about Paraguay. So that got my penis thinking about her. So here she is.
Also, a very hearty 'FUCK YOU' to Roger Goodell and the rest of his goddamn privileged/asshole/slave-driving cronies a.k.a. NFL owners like our very own Gargoyle. Because of them we literally have NOTHING going on and have endured the longest and most painful Doldrums ever. Shit, I think there was more NFL activity happening during this time in fucking 1958 and most of those NFL players worked in a goddamn coal mine during the offseason.
So yea, here are some tits. Unless you want to hear about how I scored Soundgarden tickets for this summer...
