Fins Nation: A Miami Dolphins Blog With Dick Jokes

Neil Young Semi-Appropriate Lyrics for the Lockout

At least I thought so....

No More Depp

 
I thought about young Jennifer Connelly earlier today.  Then I thought about her awesome boobs and I thought it was time to change the scenery around here.

Hey, looks like we're maybe possibly about 80% of the way towards ending this SPORTS RAPTURE.  Guess we'll see.  I'll believe when I see it and free agency starts happening. 

Until then, BOOBS.  A forecast that calls for 100% chance of boobs.

Happy Birthday, Johnny Depp

 
By all accounts, he's a cool, nice dude that's banged a lot of chicks and makes a ton of bank - so fucking NATURALLY he's a Dolphins fan.

Happy birthday, Johnny Depp.  Look forward to hearing your voice-over in the next Beat-Gonzo-Doors-60s-cool-as-shit-stuff-I-like documentary.

All We Can Do Is Keep Giving You Boobs

 
Don't know what to tell you guys.  I'm knee-deep in work.  The Dude is busy covering the NBA Playoffs, which I'm told last for 9 months out of the year with most games beginning around 3am - 5am EST.  The Doldrums are soon to become THE SPORTS RAPTURE.  Shit's just fucking bad, man.  I'm not going to sugarcoat it.  So we'll continue to occasionally come by and give you a titty or two, make fun of the NFL owners and do what we can. 

We're sports dickjoke / titty bloggers - we're not writers for NBC's Community.  If we have no viable material to work with, we're not going to sit here and rank the Dolphins top 1,000,000 shittiest players.  We're not going to waste our valuable time with that and, more importantly, we're not going to waste yours.  So please bare with us through this very difficult time.  I promise we'll be back better than ever.  Just hang in there because we really love you and we love to make you think/laugh but, mostly, have your penis laugh.  He's so cute!  He loves to smile, doesn't he?!?!? (baby voice)

In the meantime.....Go Heat??

/ braces for public stoning