I had to break from my usual "No Posting On Saturdays Because There Are Better Things To Do On Saturdays -- Such As Getting Drunk, Getting Tanned, And Getting Laid (In That Order) -- Than To Be On The Internet, You Dipshit" rule to present this very special Dolphins PSA brought to you by the rabid genius that is FN star commenter Vinbob.
The entire video speaks for itself. It's pretty fucking brilliant. Enjoy!