EEEEEWWWWW....Matt Moore? Pat Devlin??? I haven't seen STIFFS like that since I found one of my 13 brothers' dead corpse frozen on the Ötztal Alps after the 30th camp-destroying avalanche in 3 days!!! What? I take it Jeff George or this guy were unavailable??? What? Did they want a 2nd round pick for those STIFFS?? You might as well give MEEEE a shot considering Devlin's shoulder is probably made of the same material as my skin and I have a better chance of finding my X receiver than that vision-impaired Matt Moore!!! I DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES, YOU IDIOTS!!!
Anyway, the boys of Fins Nation asked me to drop by and leave you with Kate Upton below. Look at those fantastic gravitationally-centered mammaries. Do you think Kate's breasts revolve around the Sun or has - what my people called - 'painful to look at, scary, hot, yellow circle in the sky' altered its course to follow a more geocentric model? HOW WOULD I KNOW? I'M A GODDAMN MUMMY THAT'S BEEN FROZEN IN ICE FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, YOU MORONS!!! Too bad we didn't have females like THAT in my time...maybe we did but since their pubes reached to their ankles, their armpit hair dragged behind them and their digestive tracts consisted of organ-consuming microbes, HOW WOULD WE EVER HAVE KNOOOWWWWWN, AMIRITE??!?!?!
EWWWWWW...I'd like to impale her with MY arrow, if you catch my drift.
Have a good weekend, "complex members of modern civilizatioin"!
