Oh hi. Hello. How are you.
Look, it's pretty painfully obvious that shit just ain't going down at the moment, football wise.
Almost too painful.
And this is normally around the time of year when DRK hits the town and we get drunk, eat pot cookies and go pussy tubin' together forcing us to shut the blog down for a week or so, anyway.
So since the Doldrums are beating the ever living shit out of us, thanks to this bullshit lockout, we're going to go ahead and shut things down indefinitely. Well, that is, until these assholes stop being such greedy dickpieces and figure their shit out and get with the football already.
But no worries, nation. We'll be back as soon as football is back on again (unless another one of our players gets stabbed again which, with this fucking team, is highly likely).
We appreciate the love (sometimes, however, it's too aggressive).
Shit, we won the Sun-Sentinel's Best Sports Blogs thanks to you, our faithful readers!
But everybody needs to understand that shitting all over our favorite team's dumbass transactions and making dick jokes on a daily basis is hard as fuck when there's literally nothing to talk about. And we're not gonna bore your asses with "Top 10 Best Dolphins Players Born In The Month of February!" posts.
Fuck. That.
We're above that mundane shit.
And you deserve better than that, no?
Anyway... feel free to comment here and vent your frustrations with the players and owners during the work stoppage.
We'll be back. Be good. And keep hope alive that this lockout crap will end very soon.
Until then....
