In case you've been anxious and sleep deprived waiting for more Dolphins transaction updates, don't fret. Because I've got an exciting update!
The Dolphins have signed Panthers backup QB Matt Moore to a two-year deal.
In case you don't know who Matt Moore is, he's the quarterback that led the Carolina Panthers to the absolute worst record in the league last year. He beat out shitty rookie Jimmy Clausen in camp, but then went on to throw five touchdowns and ten interceptions during the season before getting the hook for shitty rookie Clausen.
This most likely kills the Kyle Orton discussions (maybe), leaving us a quarterback corps of two undrafted QBs and a Robot who tilts during 4th quarter of games.
If banality, mediocrity, and total complete ineptitude is your thing, this news should totally make your day.
